im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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