My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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