question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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