Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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