A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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