I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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