i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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