he was CRYING into my vagina
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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