i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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