dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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