i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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