Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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