I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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