It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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