um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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