How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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