As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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