i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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