Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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