last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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