I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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