so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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