yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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