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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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