The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Randomize
