I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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