This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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