Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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