Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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