hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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