i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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