Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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