everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
that may or may not have been my penis.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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