i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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