what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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