Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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