I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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