i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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