its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize