Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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