dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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