yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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