Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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