Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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