i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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