Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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