there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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