just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
birth control should be required to get into college
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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