Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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