yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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