Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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