Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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