What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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