I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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