That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
either way he was missing a nipple.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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