stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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