I think I died a long time ago.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
